Frostop - 2 Reviews

Frostop Vanilla Caramel Cream Soda

Frostop Vanilla Caramel Cream Soda
Mark! How many times have I told you to stop eating those damn caramel candies at work? You have absolutely no gauge as to what is an appropriate amount of candy to stuff into your mouth and you end up drooling on everything. It's bad enough when you're working in our cubicle and it gets all over the desk, but now you're working at the cream soda vats and you're disgusting caramel drool is leaking into the syrup. Not only is that just disgusting, but completely unhygienic. What if the health inspector showed up, what would you do then? Jesus Mark! Choking him to death is not going to fix anything. You know as well as I do that if you kill one, two more will show up in his place. This batch has to be thrown out and you're back in the cubicle. What!? You already shipped out a bunch of cases of this stuff and labeled it "Caramel Cream Soda." You're a sick man Mark. No I will not try this. I don't care if you say it tastes like you put 12 caramel candies in your mouth and then drank a cream soda. Who would want that? Who would want a drink that was grosser watered down caramel than delicious cream soda? Oh that's right, you would Mark because you are a sick, sick man. You know what you're fired! I don't care if I'm only the janitor. You're still fired, now drag that sack of caramel out of this factory and never show you're drool covered face around here again.
Rating
🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃
Categories
Soda Pop
Company
FrostopWebsite@FrostopRootbeer
Country
United States
Sweetener
High Fructose Corn Syrup
Author
Jason Draper on 11/2/11, 12:33 PM
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Frostop Premium Root Beer

Frostop Premium Root Beer
Over six years ago Mike and I moved into an apartment together. The house number was 23, so we dubbed it "Michael Jordan". Now all these years, and an absent landlord later, I am moving out. Yesterday we moved pretty much everything. One thing I have to remark on is “where did I get all this garbage from?” I thought I didn't own much of anything, but I have so much crap. Ugh.

After a couple of hours of moving, I was completely beat. I went to the fridge and cracked open this cool frosty root beer. It was extremely refreshing. To be fair I was covered in sweat and completely beat, so anything that didn't taste like liquid garbage would have been welcomed.

Frostop has a classic root beer taste with some extra ingredients added. It tastes vaguely medicinal in a Moxie sort of way. It may just be that there is a lot of anise in it. I still enjoyed it, and guzzled down the bottle way faster than I should have.

I should go finish my move now, but instead I'm going to go wander around the woods with some friends.
Rating
🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛
Categories
Root Beer and Soda Pop
Company
FrostopWebsite@FrostopRootbeer
Country
United States
Sweetener
Sugar and or Corn Sweetener
Author
Jason Draper on 7/31/11, 10:41 AM
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