51 Fifty (3 reviews)

51 Fifty Sugar Free Energy Drink

51 Fifty Sugar Free Energy Drink

Hey just because you're a madman doesn't mean you throw your calorie intake to the wind. Some of those who are touched in the head want to live healthy lives; that is if their crazy antics don't kill them first. These people want to die from plummeting to death, or something else fun, not from obesity or a heart attack. Where would the fun be in that?

This has the same berry heavy fruit punch esque flavor as the original, except the sugar has been swapped out for the dreaded sucralose. Something in here counteracts the sucralose though and it doesn't taste like diet poison. Although that is something that a 51-50 person may dabble in.

Website
http://www.51fiftyenergydrink.com/
Country
United States
Sweetener
Sucralose
Categories
Diet, Energy Drink
Rating
3/5
Reviewed By
Jason Draper on April 7th, 2014
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51 Fifty Extreme Energy Drink

51 Fifty Extreme Energy Drink

Energy drinks throw around terms like “Intense” and “Fierce” all the time. It’s all about marketing and those are the kind of words that are going to catch people’s eyes and make them think they will get the most bang for their buck, if you will. When you take a already potent energy drink and triple the active ingredients in a smaller can; you better believe them when they label it extreme.

I was not ready for this. It was 7PM, I had just eaten a large meal, and I knew I needed to be awake and alert until 4am or so. I know when I drink an energy drink on an empty stomach it gives me the jitters, but when I eat a meal I am normally fine. I didn’t even drink this entire can (about ¾ of it) and within a half hour I was feeling a bit insane. I was a bit shaky and I could feel an energy in my entire body that needed to be put to use. Basically, I felt a more intense version of how I feel when I drink a normal energy drink on an empty stomach. It kept me going all night, and at 4am I was home and still pretty jacked up. I decided to drink a Marley Mellow Mood to be able to get some sleep, and let me tell you that was a terrible idea. Sure, my mind relaxed and I was able to sleep, but apparently my body just kept going. When I woke up the following day I felt like total garbage. It was as if I has not slept at all, and had been doing vigorous activity all night. So yeah, I don’t advise mixing your downers with your uppers. I would make a terrible pill head.

As you can see the functionality of this drink worked wonderfully. Unfortunately that is not our main concern here at Thirsty Dudes. Flavor is first and foremost in our world, and that was lacking in this drink. It has a real bitterness to it, almost like vitamins were dissolved in a Red Bull, but they tried to mask it with a bit of fruity flavoring. It was kind of a chore to make it through as much of the can as I did. I guess you have to sacrifice flavor for this kind of functionality, which is a shame but at least it does what it’s supposed to. I would definitely suggest this if you need to just power through your day with some help no matter the cost to your taste buds.

Website
http://www.51fiftyenergydrink.com/
Country
United States
Sweetener
Sugar
Categories
Energy Drink
Rating
2/5
Reviewed By
Jason Draper on March 9th, 2014
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51 FIFTY Energy - Extreme 8.4 Oz. - 24 cans/case

51 Fifty Energy Drink

51 Fifty Energy Drink

Okay sir, and what kind of oil did you want us to put into your car today? 51-50? Sir do you know anything about oil? I dare say you don’t because that number has nothing to do with oil. I’m looking for a response along the lines of 10W-30 or 5W-20. The only two things I know about 51-50 is that I think they were a Canadian band in the 90’s and apparently it’s the California legal code for someone who is a danger to themselves and others. Oh yeah, it’s also a Van Halen record, or Van-Hagar to be more precise.

You say that it’s also the name of an energy drink that you partake in quite a bit? Well I’ve never heard of it, but I’ll keep my eyes out for it. Working in this garage all day I need something to help me keep awake, and I’ll tell you the coffee they have here is butt, if you’ll excuse my French. Oh you have a can I can have? Well thank you sir. I mean I did just insult you, but I appreciate this.

Hmmm…this is actually pretty good. It tastes different than Red Bull and it’s hundreds of imitators. It has a berry heavy fruit punch style flavor, without tasting childish or cheap. It’s a nice change up from the chemical citrus candy flavor that’s the norm. This actually doesn’t taste very chemical at all. You say it’s an energy drink with a boost? What does that mean? Oh the usual suspects such as ginseng, taurine and caffeine are in here, but they also add maca and astragalus root to it? Well sir, I have no idea what those things are but it tastes good and if it gives me energy this will go on my shopping list. They are used to boost the immune system, strengthen vitality, improve sexual desire and raise resistance against fatigue? Well, this drink really does it all doesn’t it?

This has been the weirded oil change I’ve ever given sir, but I appreciate the break and the drink. I really do need to know what kind of oil you would like me to use though.

Website
http://www.51fiftyenergydrink.com/
Country
United States
Sweetener
Sugar
Categories
Energy Drink
Rating
4/5
Reviewed By
Jason Draper on February 22nd, 2014
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51 FIFTY Energy Drink - Original 12 Oz. - 24 cans/case
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