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Cintron Liquid Energy Shot Pineapple Passion

A lot of the time I feel like we just shouldn't bother reviewing energy shots. The reason being is that even the best of them taste like a mouthful of pesticide. This just happens to be one of the best of them, so it tastes like pineapple pesticide. You know the kind they only use in Hawaii. I was a huge fan of the "drink" version of this product, so I had high hopes that this was going to be the messiah of energy shots. Nope. It still tastes harsh and like you got your hands on something as a child that really should have a childproof cap on it, but it's been sitting on the shelf since the 70's, before those caps existed. This was a valiant effort, Cintron, but I just don't think it's possible to do what you're trying to do. Take it from a scientist.

Website: http://www.cintron21.com

Country: United States

Sweetener: Sucralose

Categories: Diet, Energy Drink

Rating: 4/5

Reviewed By: Jason Draper on 9/5/2011

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Cintron Liquid Energy Shot Citrus Mango

You'd think at 3:30am I should be reviewing one of the many relaxation drinks in my queue. Nope, not tonight. I have a lot of work to do in the next 36 hours so I'm going to power through the night at work. In order to do this, I need energy obviously. That's where this wonderful little bottle comes in. I went with a Cintron energy shot tonight because they have a good track record of making delicious drinks. This isn't ground breaking, but it's definitely good as far as energy shots go. The mango flavor is nice, but the citrus mixed with the energy flavor leaves a bad aftertaste. Luckily the bottle is all gone now and I'm already feeling more energized. Back to work I go!

Website: http://www.cintron21.com

Country: United States

Sweetener: Sucralose

Categories: Diet, Energy Drink

Rating: 3/5

Reviewed By: Derek Neuland on 10/14/2011

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Cintron Liquid Energy Shot Tropical Azul

I was going to write a witty post involving Ghostbusters and tie it into the drink because Azul is very close to Zuul. But then two things happened: 1. I got really tired and 2. This drink wasn't that good. This is a shame because the other Tropical Azul drinks we've had so far by Cintron have been delicious, as have their energy shots. Unfortunately not this one. It's pretty bad when a drink looks like mouthwash and after you drink it, you wish it would have tasted more like mouthwash because then it would have tasted better. It did give me energy so I'll give it that much. Sorry Cintron, I guess you can't win them all!

Website: http://www.cintron21.com

Country: United States

Sweetener: Sucralose

Categories: Diet, Energy Drink

Rating: 2/5

Reviewed By: Derek Neuland on 10/24/2011

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Cintron Liquid Energy Shot Cranberry Splash

New Review:
Since we have given such good marks to all of their other products, Cintron sent us another bottle of this and asked us if we’d try again. I had no problem with it, especially since Derek said he actually liked this one. The company sent it and it’s been sitting on my shelf for a month or two.

I finally got around to trying it today, and I don’t know what my problem was before. Sure it’s not the greatest tasting thing in the world, but neither are any energy shots. Maybe I got a bad one before, who knows. All I can say now is that it tastes like diet cranberry juice concentrate with energy drink junk in it. I wouldn’t drink huge glasses of it, but you’re not meant to. It tastes more like diet cranberries than it does energy garbage, and that is all you can really ask for. I’m bumping you from a 1 to a 3 Cranberry Splash. I hope you’re happy with your new home.

Old Review:
Cintron knows how to make a tasty energy drink. They have even managed to make some quality energy shots, which are by definition disgusting. Unfortunately with this offering they have fallen short. The bitterness of the cranberry flavor does not help the already gross energy shot flavor. Instead of masking the grossness, it possibly makes it worse. The sucralose used to sweeten it makes it taste like diet toxic waste. I'm sorry Cintron. I really wish we could have given you all top marks, but this is probably the worst energy shot I've ever tasted. So dear readers you should just pick up their other flavors. They are a company that deserves to be able to shine.