Aloe (4 reviews)
La Vi Aloe
Gerald was one dumb kid. He was one of those kids that didn't like to drink water so he drank anything but. When he was about eight, someone gave him an aloe drink and he fell in love. What kid wouldn't want to drink something with chunks? It's just gross enough that young boys think it's the most incredible thing ever. He would drink it every day. He would drink a lot of it every day. When he was at school he would have one of those giant 32 ounce bottles in his backpack and when the school day was over, he would have nearly finished the whole thing. When he was home, he would drink small containers because his mom and dad really didn't like him drinking that much.
He would hide them throughout his room. He particularly liked the La Vi drinks because they were good and they were small enough to fit in small places. The last time he went to his local Asian market the cashier, who knows him by name, turned him onto an apple La Vi aloe drink. It had a decent apple taste, was a little syrupy, and had those lovable chunks in it.
One day, when running in gym class, he fell and cut his leg. He grabbed his leg and when he lifted his hands to see how bad it was, and his hands were covered in aloe and chunks. It was a little pink from blood but for the most part, it was all aloe! He thought it was cool and called his friends over to look at it. They dared him to drink it but that was just too much for him. The nurse called his parents and yelled at them for letting him drink so much aloe and that it was bad for him. When Gerald got home, he was grounded and they found and threw out his stash of aloe drinks. He understood that he had a problem and cut his aloe intake way down.
- Country
- Thailand
- Sweetener
- High Fructose Corn Syrup
- Categories
- Aloe Vera, Chunky Drinks
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- Reviewed By
- Mike Literman on 2/23/2012
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Paldo Aloe
I truly am an American. I kept putting off this drink because it was "too small." I didn't think that it would satisfy my thirst. When did I become such a glutton? I think I need to start taking it easy and decrease my portions of beverages as well as food. No one wants to end up a 400lb slob who has bedsores because they can't roll over on their own. All because they liked big portions and had an insatiable appetite. I think that may be a road I could head down and while I have over 200lbs to go, I don't want any part of that. As a result I shall embrace this little guy. He may be small but he packs a punch. He's like the short guys who are so self conscious that all they do is fight people to prove that they are still all man. At 6oz this drink may be short in stature, but it is not short in flavor at all. Like all the best straight aloe flavored drinks, it is reminiscent of a smooth white grape juice. It's actually one of the more natural tasting aloe drinks I've had. Not in the way that it tastes like something that should be kept in a cleaning cubby like the actual plant does, but in a way that it doesn't just taste like sugar. The chunks are a bit on the small size (slightly larger than orange juice pulp) but if they were bigger they would fill up most of this bottle and there would be hardly any liquid in it.
- Website
- http://paldofood.com/
- Country
- Korea
- Sweetener
- Sugar
- Categories
- Aloe Vera, Chunky Drinks
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- Reviewed By
- Jason Draper on 7/10/2011
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A+ Aloe
We here at Thirsty Dudes have a strong appreciation for aloe drinks. They're refreshing, delicious, and good for us. When I saw this cute little bottle I couldn't resist giving it a try. It's a very basic aloe drink. It has a moderate amount of chunks, and a nice white grape aftertaste. Not the best, but FAR from the worst. This seems like the perfect drink (size and taste) to keep in your bag "just in case".
- Country
- Korea
- Sweetener
- Liquid Fructose
- Categories
- Aloe Vera, Chunky Drinks
- Rating
- Reviewed By
- Derek Neuland on 4/20/2011
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Aloevine Aloe
This is the standard, the model, the base, the #1. It's so clean. It tastes like grape, but is just aloe. I like this and it might be my favorite that Aloevine has to offer. Not that I don't like the flavored ones, I just think that I like the flavor of this one best. I like that it tastes like grape and has the chunks in it. It makes me feel like I am eating a grape. Why don't I just eat a grape? I'm drinking a drink that tastes like grape, why would I drink something that tastes like grape, too? Seems like overkill to me.
I might say that if you are at all curious about the wonderful world of aloe, this might be a safe one to start with. None of it is overwhelming.
- Website
- http://www.saluttiflorida.com
- Country
- United States
- Sweetener
- Fructose
- Categories
- Aloe Vera, Chunky Drinks
- Rating
- Reviewed By
- Mike Literman on 10/28/2010
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