Mango Passionfruit (2 reviews)

Feel Natural Energy Mango Passionfruit

Feel Natural Energy Mango Passionfruit

This is centimeters from being horrible. It walks the tightrope of having a diet death taste, but somehow maintains its balance and the crowd of taste buds cheers on the dismount. It is sweetened by both stevia and cane sugar, which reels in the horrible diet flavor. It really does take you right to the limit of what you can handle before it becomes just another diet drink. Instead it has a decent fruit flavor and keeps it at 15 calories. It’s not ideal flavorwise, but it is better than most beverages that contain a zero calorie sweetener.

It’s been a long day and it has potential to be a long night as well. I needed a little boost to push me through, but I didn’t want your everyday energy drink that would make me feel all crazy and not be able to sleep. This seems to be doing a good job of working both sides. I’m more alert, but I don’t feel like the only sleep that I’m going to get will be after the sun rises. Here’s to hoping it continues to keep the yawns away.

Website
http://www.feelenergy.com/
Country
United States
Categories
Energy Drink
Rating
3/5
Reviewed By
Jason Draper on September 24th, 2016
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My Body Shots Vitamin Mango Passionfruit

My Body Shots Vitamin Mango Passionfruit

When an attractive woman came up to Steve at the bar he was shocked. He was completely in disbelief when she asked him if he wanted to do a body shot. Steve knew where he stood in life. He was pretty frumpy and he suffered from a terrible case of halitosis. On top of that he had the personality of a dead moth. To sum it up he was no prize catch. This woman was completely beautiful though and here she was standing in front of him asking if he wanted to drink alcohol off of her body. Something strange was going on in the world. Perhaps Zuul had come to reign over the humans. You know the whole “human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!” bit. Steve didn’t care this was a big moment for him and he wasn’t going to turn it down. Apparently all of these thoughts took awhile to process in his mind because the woman was just staring at him strangely and asked if he wanted one or not. Steve snapped out of it and moved in closer and said of course so. His halitosis almost made her throw up. She gagged, reached into her bag and threw a tiny bottle at Steve and walked away. Confused, he looked down at the item she had tossed his way. Oh of course, that makes perfect sense. The woman was a representative of the My Body Shots company and she was going around handing out free samples like the “Red Bull girls” do. Steve felt like an idiot, so he sat back down on his stool and downed the shot. It was all natural, so at least he didn’t have to worry about getting cancer. That was the only way he could see his life getting any worse. Somehow the shot still tasted a bit chemically. Steve guessed that when you concentrate so many vitamins and minerals it’s not going to have a pleasant taste, no matter what you do. It was supposed to be mango passionfruit flavored, but he couldn’t spot those specific flavors in the mix. It just had a general tropical/vitamin flavor to it. Since you’re supposed to down in all in one gulp, it wasn’t too bad. The variety he got was a rehydration shot, so at least it would help him avoid getting a hangover in the morning. Now only if it could cure his terrible breath.

Website
http://mybodyshots.com/
Country
United States
Sweetener
Cane Sugar
Categories
Shot, Sports/Dietary Supplement
Rating
1/5
Reviewed By
Jason Draper on March 6th, 2012
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