Pomegranate Acai Blueberry (2 reviews)

Nu Aquos Rehydrate Restore Recover Pomegranate Acai Blueberry

Nu Aquos Rehydrate Restore Recover Pomegranate Acai Blueberry

Whilst reading about the great mythical creatures of ancient Greece the idea for Nu Aquos was born. You see all of the best monsters in history are nothing more than multiple creatures thrown together in some sort of pre-gene splicing experiment. Why couldn’t what Minotaurs, Centaurs, Pegasus, Harpies and the like have done for animals be translated into the beverage world?

After months of experimenting Nu Aquos was born. Finally a beverage that could simultaneously rehydrate, restore and recover hit the market. The way it was achieved was by creating a hybrid of a protein drink, sports drink and well…Vitamin Water. If you think about it you can actually taste each of those entities in the drink underneath a pomegranate, acai and blueberry flavor that is as strong as it is in any of its sum parts.

I’d like to see an ad campaign with the previously mentioned creatures all pounding these drinks to help them get through their tough days of fighting off warriors. Hilarity would ensue. Hilarity that even the gods would enjoy.

Website
http://www.nuaquos.com/
Country
United States
Sweetener
Dextrose
Categories
Sports/Dietary Supplement
Rating
4/5
Reviewed By
Jason Draper on August 16th, 2013
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Vidration Defense Pomegranate Acai Blueberry

Vidration Defense Pomegranate Acai Blueberry

Glug glug glug glug glug glug breath....ugh. Glug glug glug glug glug glug breath....ugh. Glug glug glug glug glug glug breath....ugh. When you drink this, it's good, but then you breathe, you know, out of necessity, and you get a taste of the spicy Splenda. I don't like acai, but you can taste blueberry, maybe pomegranate, but it's not disgustingly bitter like acai likes to make drinks.

Attention! People on diets! This isn't the worst Splenda drink. Sure, if you're used to drinking it, it's no leap since your taste buds are already annihilated due to years of abuse. If you are at a gas station, and you are on a diet, and they only carry egg nog or lard cola and this, get this, but bring me back some of that lard cola. I've got to review it.

Website
http://www.vidration.com
Country
United States
Sweetener
Splenda
Categories
Diet, Sports/Dietary Supplement
Rating
2/5
Reviewed By
Mike Literman on December 12th, 2011
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