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Vita Coco Pure Coconut Water With Pineapple

Vita Coco Pure Coconut Water With Pineapple

When you are stuck on an uninhabited tropical island the coconut is life. Due to it’s salt, the ocean is death; drinking it would just lead to dehydration. You could keep yourself in healthy fluids by eating obscene amounts of tropical fruit, but that is just asking for more dysentery than a failed trip on the Oregon Trail. The only solution is to drink the pulpy, slightly chalky lifeblood for the coconut. You’re going to have one hell of a time getting it open, but once you figure out a method, you’re golden. Then and only then will you have the luxury of exploring the luxuries the island has to offer you. It could become your personal paradise.

When you get bored of the taste of straight coconut water, you can start mixing it with other fruits. Of course many of you would go straight for pineapples to create the classic pina colada flavor. For those of you who would like to pretend you’re on this mystery island Vita Coco has packaged up it’s own blend of a pina colada just for you. It’s nothing but coconut water/pulp, pineapple pulp and vitamin C. Unfortunately they strain all of the solids out, so this is just a liquid with no fun involved.

This is not exactly the prime flavor for me, but it’s something that I know a lot of people would love. There’s something about Vita Coco that always leaves me wanting. Since it’s just coconuts and juice I don’t know what it is, but there is something that’s just not as good as other brands, but it’s more than good enough for you to enjoy.

Website
http://www.vitacoco.com/
Country
Brazil
Sweetener
No Sugar Added
Categories
Coconut
Rating
3/5
Reviewed By
Jason Draper on October 12th, 2013
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Invo Coconut Water With Pineapple

Invo Coconut Water With Pineapple

I have to bone to pick with the world, the universe, humanity, etc. For 30 some odd years I wandered through life thinking that I hated all things coconut and no one tried to tell me otherwise. You see all I had been exposed to was that toasted garbage that goes on desserts, which is some of the worse tasting trash that has ever graced my tongue. I never knew there was another side of coconut, a fresh side. Finally, for the sake of this website, I drank some coconut water. It wasn’t bad at all. It wasn’t my favorite thing in the world, but it was a whole new beast compared to what I was used to. I would occasionally drink them, and the world was an okay place to be. Then this bottle of coconut water showed up at my door looking for a stomach to call its own. For a week I ignored it, but today I was feeling a bit sluggish, so I gave it a go. WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THAT THIS EXISTED?!?!?!?!

This is pure glory. It is 100% natural coconut water and juice. There are no concentrates involved. This essentially tastes like a giant ripped open a coconut with its giant strength, then it squeezed the hell out of a pineapple to extract its juice into the open coconut. Finally it took it easy and squeezed a little bit of lime juice in it. For that giant, that would probably be less than a shot of liquid, but for me it’s perfect. It tastes ridiculously fresh like you wouldn’t believe. It’s a taste that I didn’t know existed in the world. So I thank you dear giant and I say screw off to the rest of the world for not letting me know that such a delicious beverage could exist.

Website
http://invo-juice.com/
Country
Thailand
Sweetener
No Sugar Added
Categories
Coconut
Rating
5/5
Reviewed By
Jason Draper on April 24th, 2013
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