Eldorado Vitamin Charged Natural Spring Water Dragonfruit
You know there are dragons in that water. It's true. In Colorado there are dragons that only come out at night, like in the Smashing Pumpkins song, that swim around in the water. Didn't you ever wonder why there was a "No swimming past sunset" rule statewide? Yeah, that'd be because of the dragons. Thing is, they are messy characters. It's alright though because when they shed their scales, they fall in the water, degrade, and are made of like a sweet, fruity powder. They all flow downstream to the bottling plant where we make this "dragonfruit" drink. It's a really clean process. Sure, poop gets in the mix, but that's what filters are for. It's like a saltwater fish tank. We've got mediums that the poop and dragon hair and cans and garbage goes through so that we are left with the cleanest, purest flavored water.
What do you mean you don't believe me?! Come over here and look at this footage. Tell me that's not a dragon playing with a beach ball in the lake. You can't do it. It's mesmerizing, I know. I had never seen anything like it until I came here. They don't like people and do, even though it's a stereotype, breathe fire. They will breathe fire right on you and you will die. It's no joke and happens all the time. Our filters find people all the time. Parts. Legs and stuff. They think they're so smart with their scientific equipment coming in trying to get them for zoos and stuff. Dragons win all the time.
This drink is a rarity that can't come from anywhere but here, and it's great. There are other dragonfruit drinks but they aren't as authentic as this. This drink is light, sweet, fruity, and very quenching. Colorado's finest. Plus, we've chocked it full of vitamins, antioxidants, and more so that it's even better than regular juice or Vitamin Water. Now that you know that you shouldn't mess around in the water at night, enjoy your stay in Colorado.
- Website
- http://eldoradosprings.com
- Country
- United States
- Sweetener
- Organic Cane Sugar
- Rating
- Reviewed By
- Mike Literman 3 weeks, 6 days ago
- Comments
- 3 Comments. Leave a comment.
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Comments
Mike Literman
"Organic Flavor" doesn't really mean dragonfruit, you're right there. Flavor-wise, it was great. We've actually reviewed Pitaya+ before. We liked it. I didn't actually realize that there wasn't officially dragonfruit in it, to be honest.
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3 weeks, 3 days ago
Chuck
Authentic? You have to be joking. The put dragon fruit on the label and there is not a drop the actual fruit in the ingredients. How can that be authentic? That is like putting a banana on the label and putting orange juice in the bottle. I am sure it is a great drink, but authentic? Far from it!
If you want authentic dragon fruit - check us out. We are the only company in the world that puts a whole Pitaya (aka Dragon Fruit) in every bottle. Now that is AUTHENTIC!
http://www.PitayaPlus.com
3 weeks, 3 days ago
Ben
Thirsty dudes, do you have any issues with the fact that there is NOT one shred of Dragonfruit in this drink...? Authentic...? Not at all!
3 weeks, 3 days ago