7Up The Uncola

7Up The Uncola

Alright children. It’s the last day before summer vacation so we’re going to play games all day. Let’s start off by playing “Heads Up 7-Up.” You children in the front row are it for the first round. Everyone else put your heads down on your desk with your thumbs up. When the round is over if you’re thumb has been pushed down you must try to guess who pushed it down. What’s that Marcie? Why is it named after such a mediocre pop? Well it’s because the game starts with seven people being it. Oh there are only five people in the front row, so that doesn’t make sense. Okay well how about this, if they called it “Head’s Up Vernor’s Ginger Ale” people would get too excited thinking about that great soda and be distracted from the game. No one loves 7Up, but no one hates it either. It is the pop that is just there. It’s not interesting in anyway. It’s safe. Regular 7Up might as well be orange juice for all I care. I did once have some made with real sugar though. It was a little bit better. It tasted about the same as regular 7Up, but more old fashioned. It was still just lemon lime pop that I would normally pass over on any given day, but I was at a family picnic and it was all that was left in the cooler, so I drank it. I guess I enjoyed it. I certainly didn’t not enjoy it. So yes, I liked it. Marcie now you’ve gone and got me distracted. Let’s just go out into the fields and play Manhunt instead. I’ve been looking for a way to get fired anyways.

Website
http://www.7up.com
Country
United States
Sweetener
Sugar
Categories
Soda Pop
Rating
3/5
Reviewed By
Jason Draper on March 16th, 2012