Asante Immune Mandarin Orange

Asante Immune Mandarin Orange
Houston, we have a problem. We've been orbiting out here in space for a few weeks now and the most disastrous of problems has come to fruition. Houston we are out of Tang! How do you expect us to be proper astronauts without this life giving powder?

Buzz, we got you covered there. Head back to the cargo bay and pop open the container that is supposed to have your back up oxygen. There you will find a few cases of Asante Immune Mandarin Orange drink. It's basically pre-made Tang. It tastes like it was made from a powder and it's just an orange flavored drink. Now Buzz, I know you would have rung my neck if you had found out we had replaced your auxiliary oxygen with drinks, but aren't you thankful now?

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Buzz? Are you there Buzz! Oh no....looks like they ran out of oxygen. Oops.
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Categories
Sports/Dietary Supplement
Company
AsanteWebsite
Country
United States
Sweetener
Crystalline Fructose
Author
Jason Draper on 3/8/11, 11:24 AM
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