Nestle Aguas Frescas Jamaica

Nestle Aguas Frescas Jamaica

First off I would like to thank you on behalf of our resort for choosing us as your vacation destination. We know that Mexico has gotten a lot of bad press lately for being dangerous, but we just wanted to let you know that our resort, and it’s approved activities, are as safe as can be. We understand that for many of you this is your first time visiting our fair country. We are sure that you will have nothing but the best of times on your trip. We would like to start you off properly by serving you some nice aguas frescas. For those of you who are unaware what I am talking about, aquas fresas are fruit flavored coolers. To make things extra special we have some special Jamaica coolers today. Jamaica is another name for hibiscus and you are in for a treat. Don’t worry Ms. Vanderhosen it’s not going to taste like your perfume. While it is a flower, when you add sugar to it, it brings out the sweetness and the floral taste is left wayside. Now each of you take a bottle. Why the look Ms. Vanderhosen? No it is not fresh, I am sorry that you thought it would be. Believe me I would love to serve you fresh agua frescas morning, noon and night, but the Nestle company is one of our main stock holders, so they make us serve their products. It is 100% natural though, so there is no need to worry, drink up. Now Ms. Vanderhosen there was no need for you to spit your drink all over poor Mr. Saunders. I’m sorry you don’t like the taste, but the flavor did not warrant a spit take. I’m sorry that you think it tastes oddly sour and dark, yet overly sweet at the same time. I admit I don’t particularly like it myself. I agree that I would prefer it to be lighter and more flowery myself, but beggars can’t be choosers. Ms. Vanderhosen please wait. It’s not safe outside of our compound walls for you, there is a drug war raging out there. Oh, you would rather take your chances with the cartel and drink a fresh agua fresca than stay in the safety of this resort and choke down bottle after bottle of this sludge? Well, I wish you good luck then.

Website
http://www.nestleusa.com
Country
United States
Sweetener
Sugar
Categories
Juice
Rating
2/5
Reviewed By
Jason Draper on April 14th, 2012
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