Pepsi Next Cola
Alright folks, we have a problem on our hands. America is getting fatter and they're starting to realize how many empty calories are in a bottle of Pepsi. We tried to win them over with Diet Pepsi, but people complained about the gross taste of the fake sugar. Plus a lot of people didn't like advertising that they were on a diet. So then we developed Pepsi MAX. Okay I'll give credit where credit is due, that one was all Chad's idea. It worked for a while, but then people realized we just re-bottled and slightly reformulated Diet Pepsi.
So where do we go from here? Well Sarah from production suggested we do a half and half of regular and diet Pepsi. That way you have the sugary taste of Pepsi that we all love, but with fewer calories so we don't get so fat. Sarah has got some different mixtures made up for us to try. Let's see how this first one tastes... bleh, next! Hmmm #2 smells funny, no thank you. Next! This third one has potential. Minimum acid aftertaste. Some sweetness to it. I think we got it!
What's that Sarah? We should call it Pepsi Next? I guess that makes sense. I can already see the ads now: "Your Next Cola!" Get advertising on a conference call, we need to rush this to production.
- Website
- http://www.pepsi.com/
- Country
- United States
- Sweetener
- High Fructose Corn Syrup
- Categories
- Soda Pop
- Rating
- Reviewed By
- Derek Neuland on 4/5/2012
