Third St. Slightly Sweet Green Tea

Third St. Slightly Sweet Green Tea

Marc, I feel bad saying this, but you need to lay off the sugar man. I love coming over her to hang out all the time, and I appreciate that you go out of your way to make iced green tea for me, since you know that I don’t like coffee, but man you really go overboard with the sweetener. I swear if I let my glass settle there would be at least a half inch of solid sugar at the bottom. Are you trying to give me the diabetes Marc?

I’m not trying to hurt your feelings, but for the past two weeks I’ve been sneaking in my own tea, dumping your sugar mess into a plant and refilling the cup from my bottle. I would have kept going on like this forever to save your feelings, but it seems your plant has died, so now I have that to feel bad about as well. Anyways, I understand if you don’t want to make me tea anymore, I mean I don’t want you to feel obligated, I’m a grown man, I can fend for myself when it comes to beverages, but just in case you do, give this a try. See how it’s just slightly sweet? There is seriously just the smallest tad of sugar in here so that the sweetness doesn’t overpower the quasi floral taste of the tea. Sure it’s a little bitter, but that’s what I like about it. It tastes real, like you brewed some nice loose leaf tea and put it in the fridge to cool with less than a teaspoon of sugar in the entire batch.

What’s that, I shouldn’t feel bad? You’ve been lying to be the whole time and you haven’t been making the tea? You just buy jugs at the gas station and put it in a different container so that I would like you more? Marc that’s just weird and completely unnecessary. I mean who really needs their host to buy specialty drinks when they provide their guests with obscene amounts of soft pretzels like you do? I mean I could do just fine with water, but if you really want to buy me green tea, since you obviously will never make it yourself, grab me some Third Street.

Website
http://www.thirdstreetchai.com
Country
United States
Sweetener
Fair Trade Certified Cane Sugar
Categories
Iced Tea
Rating
4/5
Reviewed By
Jason Draper on September 1st, 2014