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Double Cola
During a short stint as a soda jockey for Double Cola Franklin ran into some problems. You see he forgot to order a bunch of ingredients after he was up all night fighting with his future wife Sharon Clarion. The thing was that he didn't realize it until it was time to make the next batch. He went into work nice and early and realized the tank was nearly empty and they were lacking the things needed to make some more. Being the go-getter that he was Franklin ran a hose from the vat to the Pepsi truck that was parked down the block. I don't know where he found a hose that long, but he assures me he did. He then siphoned the cola out of the tanker truck into the Double Cola vat. When the vat was full he disconnected the hose and no one was the wiser. He apparently did the same thing every week for years, and pocketed the money he saved from ordering ingredients. I don't know how much you should believe Franklin Mercer, but I'm just passing on what he told me. He claims that is why Double Cola tastes like cane sugar Pepsi with a slight extra something on the tail end. It's a classic cola taste that I have no problems with.
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- http://www.double-cola.com/
- Country
- United States
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- Invert Sugar
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- Soda Pop
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- Reviewed By
- Jason Draper on 8/21/2011
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- Double Cola Soda (1)
Jones Whoopass
To come up with some dumb story about this drink would just be too easy, and obvious. Yes the 16 year old that lives inside of me giggled a bit when I saw this can in the store and no I am not ashamed. I just hope someone was trying to make a joke and started a fake argument, which they were planning on escalating to a fake fight in which they would taunt the other person in juvenile ways and then pull out this can as the punch line. I would also hope that jokester would get punched in the face, because that is cheesy and not funny.
This is made by the Jones company and it definitely has that specific Jones sweetness to it. All of there sodas have it, so why wouldn’t their energy drink. It actually tastes like they took a raspberry/pomegranate soda and mixed in the extra ingredients that would make it an energy drink. I’m not too crazy about the flavor, but it’s not horrendous.
I remember when this used to be a joke drink. There was a caricature on the can, and it was supposed to be funny. It seems Jones decided to give their look an overhaul and the iron cross looks like they are trying to appeal to the biker crowd. I would put my money on the idea that they were trying to appeal to the MMA crowd, but just got it wrong, and now it just catches the eye of grizzled bikers. Hey, everyone needs energy sometimes.
- Website
- http://www.jonessoda.com
- Country
- Canada
- Sweetener
- Invert Sugar
- Categories
- Energy Drink
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- Reviewed By
- Jason Draper on 6/15/2012
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- 8 Pack - Jones WhoopAss - 16oz.
Olde Philadelphia Old Fashioned Root Beer
I found this at a specialty soda shop here in Portland called Cosmic. After visiting Galco's, Village Candy, and Pop Culture, I didn't think there was a chance they'd have anything that I hadn't seen before. To my surprise, there were a good handful of brands I hadn't heard of yet. I decided to give this one a try first, perhaps because I was with two friends from Philadelphia at the time.
Disappointment. That's what the first sip tasted like. It has a very syrupy taste to it, but practically no bite. It honestly was more of a sarsaparilla than root beer. It wasn't horrible (I’ve had much worse), but it wasn't that great.
- Website
- http://www.oldephillysoda.com/
- Country
- United States
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- Reviewed By
- Derek Neuland on 8/29/2012
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