Mana (1 review)
Harcos Laboratories Mana Energy Potion
The journey has been long and hard. I’ve come so far that I never thought it would end like this. Here I sit bleeding out after some lame ogres performed a sneak attack on me. I can’t believe I didn’t see those big lunks coming. Seriously they are about as graceful as drunken elephants, yet they got the drop on me. I had so much gold that I could hardly carry it. Also, my weapons were at their highest level. Now it’s all gone. I am going to die with nothing but the clothes on my back…wait a minute! I totally forgot that I had stashed a vile of the essence of Mana in my boot. I took it out of my satchel because I was afraid my abundance of gold would crush it. I really thought I was going to need this when I fought the dark wizard, but if I don’t drink it now I’m never going to make it to her lair anyways. Bottoms up. Oh my god this is horrible. I think perchance the keeper of the inn I stayed at a few nights ago switched out my Mana for some tropical flavored floor cleaner. The taste is something I would associate with a fluid that would burn on the way down, yet it is smooth. Smooth and horribly gross. It looks like I am going to die after all, and now with the taste of foolishness in my mouth. What’s this? I can feel something surging in me. My wound seems to be healing and my strength is returning. Mana may taste like garbage, but it sure is doing its job correctly. I feel better than I have in years. The energy coursing through my veins is unstoppable. Now I’m off to find those ogres and crush some skulls to get my gear and riches back.
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- http://harcoslabs.com/
- Country
- United States
- Sweetener
- Sucralose
- Categories
- Energy Drink
- Rating
- Reviewed By
- Jason Draper on 2/4/2012
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- Mana Energy Potion (50mL)
