Sadochok (1 review)
Please, please, give me something to drink.
I've been stuck in a desert for four days and need something. I'm dying over here. Give me something, anything.
Dude, I would love to but I just finished my water and all I have left is this half eaten can of Chef Boyardee spaghetti.
I'll take it, please. As I previously mentioned, I'm dying over here.
Alright, alright. Jeez. Here. I was going to eat it but you clearly are hungrier than me. You're also way more inconsiderate than me to approach me on my front porch asking for my unfinished lunch on this, the day of my daughters wedding.
Was that a line from the Godfather? Are you quoting Hollywood as I'm sitting here?
"Dying," I know, I know. Here, take it. I've got another can in the house. You can sit down if you'd like.
Thanks. I'll just drink this. Hey, this isn't that refreshing. I mean, I drank the whole thing, but it's not terribly quenching. Do you have anything else while you're in there?
Yeah. I've got a juice box from Sandora. Do you want that?
Sure, thanks. Oh, it even comes with a little straw. This is like elementary school. Oh, dude. What are you doing to me?! This tastes exactly like five minutes ago when I drank your spaghetti. Do you only keep things in the house that taste like spaghetti or tomatoes?
No, you just caught me when I was eating spaghetti and wanted to get rid of this foreign drink. You came to my house and then you took half my lunch. I don't owe you anything, dude.
I guess you're right friend. Well, in retrospect, I wish I had asked you for a glass of water. Drinking both of those things was stupid. I don't feel like I'm going to die and for that I thank you, but I wish that I had just asked for water. I feel like I couldn't have made a worse choice. Thanks, brother. I'll never forget you for saving my life.
You're welcome. If you'd like to come in and split this can of spaghetti with me, you can.
Stop eating spaghetti out of a can.
- No Sugar Added
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- Mike Literman on 12/16/2011
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