Smoothie - 50 Reviews

Rajbhog Sweet Rose Lassi

Rajbhog Sweet Rose Lassi
Travel back in time, back to the romantic era. The year is 1785 and you, a lonely soap maker meet a woman you love. You spend day in and day out producing sweet smelling soaps so that others may clean their bodies. Everyone loves your soaps and you do fairly well. People know you for who you are and respect what you do.

So along comes this woman who you begin courting in hopes that one day she will become your wife. She, of course, gets complimentary soap whenever she desires. She never grows tired of the scent and the way that it makes her skin feel. The soothing scents of lavender, roses, and other native flowers fill the air as she bathes herself once a month (not a scumbag thing. They took fewer showers since it was a chore to get hot water and they typically used "dry" shampoo to wash their hair. Leave them alone. They're all dead. I don't know why I mentioned it. Ignore that part. It's in type. I cannot be erased. It is too late.) She, if anything desires more scent. "More!" she beckons from the small one bedroom house as you trot off to work.

One day you go into work, and amongst all the animal fat and flowers and powders, and such, you think that you might try something new. You take the soap and melt it down and pour it into a glass. You frighteningly take a sip and it's pretty terrible, but you don't give up. No. You are not a quitter. You put some sugar in it and use less powder and more milk from the local dairy. After a couple secretive weeks of experimentation you've got it the perfect mix of creamy, sweet, floral drink that you desired.

The next day at the market, you fill some small bottles with this creamy mixture and have people try it. They do not like it. They say to you, "Good sir, we love your soaps for our bodies, but, alas, we do not love your soap for our gullets. I'm sorry." As you bow your head down in shame, your wife walks up to you with a smile on her face. She is so happy to see you. After all, you've spent so much time at the shop experimenting that your wife has nearly gone unnoticed. In hopes that she can cheer you up, as she always does, you give her a taste of your newest creation. She takes a dainty sip and a look comes across her face like no other you've seen before. She gives you a solid, definitive look of disappointment and then walks away. You don't talk to her for weeks until you finally agree that you will no longer produce the drink. You continue to bow your head in shame as yet another venture has gone up in smoke.

Basically, this drink tastes like old people soap.
Rating
🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛
Categories
Smoothie and Yogurt
Company
RajbhogWebsite
Country
United States
Sweetener
Sugar
Author
Mike Literman on 12/1/10, 7:52 AM
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Odwalla Superfood Original Superfood

Odwalla Superfood Original Superfood
After drinking those Genesis drinks, I was a bit frightened at the potential of this drink. I am not familiar with Odwalla and this was my first go with them. It was very thick and took me a good minute to get it thoroughly mixed up. After my arm was tired and I worked up a good, solid thirst, I took a good drink and it was surprisingly good. It was a good real apple taste, almost like a puree. There are a lot of other flavors there but apple it's the star player.

This would make me want to try other Odwalla drinks.
Rating
🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃
Categories
Juice and Smoothie
Company
OdwallaWebsite@odwalla
Country
United States
Sweetener
No Sugar Added
Author
Mike Literman on 11/29/10, 10:14 AM
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Rajbhog Pineapple & Mango Lassi

Rajbhog Pineapple & Mango Lassi
Okay, I've had lassi before. It's an Indian smoothie with some yogurt in it. They went a little overboard with the yogurt in this product. It has the consistency of a slightly watered down yogurt with the tiniest bits of fruit in it. It certainly does not taste watered down though. It has a very strong fruit flavor with a yogurty aftertaste.
This is so thick that I can't imagine drinking it with a meal. It would be nice for a light snack though.
Rating
🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛
Categories
Smoothie and Yogurt
Company
RajbhogWebsite
Country
United States
Sweetener
Naturally Sweetened
Author
Jason Draper on 11/28/10, 2:14 PM
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Naked Green Machine

Naked Green Machine
The bottle says it all, "Looks weird, tastes amazing." It's made from a whole mess of fruit with the added "boost" of a whole mess of weird vegetables. It's nice to have a "health" drink that tastes great.
It's similar to the Bolthouse Green Goodness, but this just tastes better. It's thick and sweet and yes it "tastes amazing."
Okay I'm done with quotation marks for a while.
Rating
🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷
Categories
Juice and Smoothie
Company
NakedWebsite@Naked_Juice
Country
United States
Sweetener
Naturally Sweetened
Author
Jason Draper on 11/1/10, 2:07 PM
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Genesis Organic Smoothie Superfood

Genesis Organic Smoothie Superfood
When I first took a sip of this, I thought it was juice. Only after tasting the chunks of fruit in it did I realize that it said smoothie on the label. I'm not a big fan of drinks with pulp and chunks, and this was REALLY chunky. That aside, I was hoping this would taste a lot more like other green juices I've had. Once again, I should have looked at the label instead of the color of the drink. As you can see, there is a giant banana on the label and this drink has a very strong banana flavor. The only ingredients in this are apples, bananas, and spirulina. I wasn't crazy about it, but that's because I generally don't like banana flavored drinks. Other than that, it was good and probably super good for you.
Rating
🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾
Categories
Smoothie
Company
Genesis OrganicWebsite
Country
United States
Sweetener
Naturally Sweetened
Author
Derek Neuland on 10/4/10, 3:36 AM
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Chadwick Bay Enhanced Smoothie Strawberry Sensation

Chadwick Bay Enhanced Smoothie Strawberry Sensation
For a bottled smoothie this is pretty awesome. I was weirded out that it wasn't refrigerated when we got it, but then I saw that it was dairy free, and all was good in the kingdom of smoothies. It tastes like pureed strawberries with a little bit of banana mixed in. I'm not a fan at all of bananas, but it's so slight in this, it just gives a nice complementing flavor. It's also fairly inexpensive in stores compared to other smoothies.
Rating
🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛
Categories
Smoothie
Company
Chadwick Bay@chadwickbay
Country
United States
Sweetener
Naturally Sweetened
Author
Jason Draper on 10/2/10, 9:53 AM
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Chadwick Bay Enhanced Smoothie Berry Blast

Chadwick Bay Enhanced Smoothie Berry Blast
Jay, buddy. Take a load off, why don't'cha. You always review Smoothies so I'll take the wheel on this one.

In this car that I am now driving I will review this smoothie. I think that this smoothie is good. There is carrot in it and you can taste it. It they tried to hide it, you can't hide for long, my orange friend. The scent of it is very good, very fruity. The taste of it was...different. I'm not used to the consistency of smoothies. Think of a fruit punch with the texture of tomato soup.

There is no sugar added, which is a plus and it keeps the calories down. One might say it's good for you.

I've got to pull over. Jay has to use the turlet.
Rating
🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃
Categories
Smoothie
Company
Chadwick Bay@chadwickbay
Country
United States
Sweetener
Naturally Sweetened
Author
Mike Literman on 10/1/10, 7:11 PM
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Hansen's Smoothie Pineapple Coconut

Hansen's Smoothie Pineapple Coconut
Hey. You know when you throw up and then try to cover up the taste with old popcorn? You do? Then number 1; I'm sorry. Number 2; you don't need to drink this.

For a company that has the best pop I've ever drunk, this stuff belongs in the filth can.

Here's how it went down...
I drank it and liked it while it was in my mouth. As soon as I swallowed it, I got a strange barf taste and I thought it might be the metal from the can so I poured it into a glass. I took another drink and it was worse. Afterwards I felt sick because you always are reminded of throwing up when your mouth tastes like, or recently tasted like, up-chuck.

I made this site with my bare hands and I wish I had created a 0 rating because this would get it.

Hansen's, I am happy that I reviewed this drink before your Cherry Vanilla Creme pop because you can only go up from here.
Rating
🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷
Categories
Coconut and Smoothie
Company
Hansen'sWebsite@HansensNatural
Country
United States
Sweetener
High Fructose Corn Syrup
Author
Mike Literman on 9/17/10, 8:15 PM
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Hansen's Smoothie Mango Pineapple

Hansen's Smoothie Mango Pineapple
Mike and I were first introduced to Hansen's sodas when we found ourselves backstage at Warped Tour visiting friends a few years ago. We thought it was incredible, and since we couldn't find it around Buffalo, Mike ordered a case. It's been over a year, and this is my first run in with it since then. This is supposed to be a smoothie, but it doesn't have the proper consistency so I will claim it as a juice. It tastes like mango, with a slight pineapple aftertaste. It's pretty good. I didn't even realize until I was done that it has high fructose corn syrup in it. I would never have expected that from drinking it.
Rating
🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷
Categories
Smoothie
Company
Hansen'sWebsite@HansensNatural
Country
United States
Sweetener
High Fructose Corn Syrup
Author
Jason Draper on 9/17/10, 7:05 PM
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Zola Superfood Smoothie Smooth Green Blend

Zola Superfood Smoothie Smooth Green Blend
First off this bottle seems way to cheap to be holding "Brazilian Superfruits." It's made out of that thick translucent plastic that just screams elementary school lunch to me. It's doesn't have the thickness that one associates with a smoothie. Maybe I'm wrong here, but isn't it the thickness that denotes a drink a smoothie? In my categorizing, this would just be considered a juice. I do have to say that the drink doesn't smell nearly as bad as I expected it to. It looks like the water that would be left over in a sink after doing dishes that had been sitting there for over a month. All of those complaints aside it is pretty tasty. I've never had Cupuacu or Graviola before, but the bottle tells me they are "powerfully nutritious." There is nothing I can really compare the taste to that I have tried before. I would definitely grab one of these again though.
Rating
🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺
Categories
Smoothie
Company
ZolaWebsite@drinkzola
Country
United States
Sweetener
Organic Evaporated Cane Juice
Author
Jason Draper on 9/14/10, 7:52 AM
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