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Rip It Energy Fuel Stinger Mo

So everyone thinks that most energy drinks taste like Wonka candy right? You know the candy company that came into reality from a fictional company in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. From Nerds, to Spree, to Runts, and most commonly SweeTarts energy drinks are mimicking the flavor of these candies. At some horrible point in a dystopian future Wonka is going to just give in and release their own line of energy drinks with a “if you can’t beat them, join them” mentality. I mean if sugar gives kids crazy energy and makes them go nuts why not go all in? Perhaps it has already happened and Rip It is really Wonka under a pseudonym because this really tastes like Spree. It’s crazy how much these things taste like candy from my youth. Let’s make that an internet rumor. Spread the word, delicious candy is now delicious energy drinks. I’m sure it will end with someone getting sued.

Website: http://www.ripitenergy.com

Country: United States

Sweetener: High Fructose Corn Syrup

Categories: Energy Drink

Rating: 3/5

Reviewed By: Jason Draper on April 28th, 2018

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Rip It Energy Fuel Citrus X - Sugar Free

If you just happen to be a sadistic little so and so, may I recommend forcing people to drink this energy drink. The reason being that it may just be the single most diet tasting drink that I have ever had the displeasure of drinking. I mean I knew this was diet when I was going into it, but woo does it taste so damn diet. I want to say it tastes like a diet mountain dew with the sucralose increased 300%, but it’s a slight different citrus taste to it. It’s actually hard to make out the actual citrus taste through the insane amount of sucralose that I can only assumed is in this can. So, if you want to see people do a spit take in disgust feed them this. Otherwise I don’t know who this is for.

Website: http://www.ripitenergy.com

Country: United States

Sweetener: Sucralose

Categories: Diet, Energy Drink

Rating: 2/5

Reviewed By: Jason Draper on April 2nd, 2018

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Rip It Energy Fuel Power

We’ve been told for years to “snap into a Slim Jim” (RIP Randal Savage), but now we’re being told to rip into some energy fuel. I say no thank you. Sure this tastes like generic liquid fruit punch sugar candy, but as strange as it is, that is not something that I really want. If this were the first energy drink I ever tried I would think that something was wrong with the can. Since I am used to the flavor I can get past that weirdness, but it’s just not that good quality wise. I guess that’s why I found it at Big Lots, with hundreds more just like it.

Website: http://www.ripitenergy.com

Country: United States

Sweetener: High Fructose Corn Syrup

Categories: Energy Drink

Rating: 2/5

Reviewed By: Jason Draper on September 13th, 2012

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Rip It Energy Fuel A'tomic Pom

The name of this company, Rip It, would be perfect for a professional wrestler to promote it. I can picture Ultimate Warrior or Macho Man Randy Savage (RIP) in the 90's getting pumped about this on a TV commercial between Saturday morning cartoons.

"When I'm in the ring, there's only one drink that gets me going. RIP IT! (They scream as they rip a telephone book in half, then a dictionary, then a picture of their wrestling rival)" It could have been a huge hit.

I don't think I've had a pomegranate flavored energy drink before. It's one of my favorite fruits so I was really excited to find this little can. It has a good pomegranate flavor that is nice and tart. The usual acidic energy drink taste is very minimal, which lets the fruit flavor shine. I'm half way through this little can and already have a jolt of energy. I think that means it's working.